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assholuke:

those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you

what u gotta do is message them sayin wassup bitch mothefucker

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waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

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gayleaf:

victorias secret 

victorias rumour

victorias regret

:(

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